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(5 years ago)

"Ok, ready every one? It is now time to see who gets what character for The Fantastic Four: The Movie!"

(2 Hours later)

"Ok, now for Mole Man! Since there is no one else but Onua and Onepu, I'll pick Onua! HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get up here shorty!"

"One day you'll pay for this, Nuju, one day!"

Director Hafu: (talking to every one) "Alright, let's see what you can do! Character for Obi Wan."

Hafu: "Ok! Now for Qui Gon Jinn."

"Do you see this fire sword?"

"If you don't back off and let me be the actor for this character, you won't have an arm!"

"Blah,blah,blah. Oh, I'm so afraid."

*SLICE!!!* ::cuts of Kopaka's arm:: "Ha! Now what do you have to say!"

"Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! I want my MOMMY!!!!"

Hafu: "Tahu is Qui Gon Jinn. Now for Darth Vader! How about you Makuta?"

"Yes, I will be him!"

Hafu: "Ok, now who are going to be the Ewoks?"

Kongu, Onupu, Maku, and Matoro: "Us! We will!"

Hafu: "Ok, now for the Destroyer Droids!"

The Bohrok come crashing through the wall.

All the Bohrok: "Us! We get the act, or else!"

Hafu: *Gulp!* "O...o...ok! Now for Anakin!"

Everyone: ..........................

Huki comes bursting through the door.

Huki: "Am I too late!" *pant, pant, pant!*

Hafu: "We are doing Anakin now."

Huki: "I'll take it!"

Hafu: "Finally! Ok, now for Jar Jar Binks."

Brown Tarakava: "ROAARR!" (It is mine or else! Got it buddy?)

"He said, It's mine or else! Got it buddy?"

Hafu: "Ok, You get it!"

Brown Tarakava: "ROAARR!" (Thanks, SUCKER!!!)

*Gasp!* "That wasn't very nice! He said, Thanks, SUCKER!!!"

Hafu: "Now R2-D2, Whenua get up here!"

"Aw man! I always get the little character!"

"I know how it feels Whenua, I know. I remember when there was a movie called The Fantastic Four: The Movie, I had to play the character, Mole Man! I'll never forget what you did Nuju!"

"Ha, ha, ha! Look at Mole Man! That was just the perfect character for you! I was so glad I gave you that character!"

"Look who's calling who little! Ha, ha, ha! AHHH!!! Put me down! AHHHH help me!"

::reading sign:: "Hmm... Warning! 2,000 Kilometer drop! Be carfull! Do not through trash off cliff! "Whoops! Guess I shouldn't have tossed my trash of the edge!"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *WHACK!!!!!!!!!!* "OUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hafu: "Ooh, that must have hurt! Well anyway, Whenua is R2-D2, Now a storm trooper!"

::Hiding behind the croud:: "I will not be a storm trooper!"

Hafu: "I see you Kopaka! Get up here now!"

"Grrr...great now I'm with Makuta!"

"You better do every thing I say or else! You see sleeping beauty over there? Well you'll end up like him if you don't!"

White Tarakava: "ROAARR!" (I am going to be Wompa, or else! Got it buddy?)

Hafu: "What did he say?"

"He said, I am going to be Wompa, or else! Got it buddy?"

Hafu: "Ok, we have every actor we need! here is a list of actors: Obi Wan (Lewa), Qui Gon jinn (Tahu), Darth Vader (Makuta), Ewoks (Kongu, Onepu, Maku, Matoro), Destroyer Droids (Bohrok), Anakin (Huki), Jar Jar Binks (Brown Tarakava), R2-D2 (Whenua), Storm Trooper (Kopaka), Wompa (White Tarakava). That's all.

Check back soon for the movie!

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Star Wars: Bionicle Style

Hafu: "Hi, it's me, Hafu."

"Oh, hi! What do you want?"

Hafu: *Cough!* "I am sick. Will you please be my substitute?"

"YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!"

Hafu: "OU *Cough!* UUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Not so loud! We still need four more actors."

"For which character?"

Hafu: "First we need two Tauntauns, then we need C-3PO, then we need Luke."

Hafu: "Ok, bye!" (Hangs up the phone)

"I am the substitute, because, Hafu, was sick and couldn't come."

"Oh, no! Don't tell me it's true!"

"Who wants to be Luke?"

"Yes, you can be Luke. C-3PO, anyone?"

Gold Tarakava: ROOAARR!!! (It's mine, or else! Got it buddy?)

"He said, It's mine, or else! Got it buddy?)

"Ok, you can be him!"

Gold Tarakava: ROOAARR!!! (Thanks, SUCKER!!!!)

"He said, Thanks, SUCKER!!!!, Is it me, or is this getting old!"

"For the Tauntauns!"

Kaiahuwhenua (the farmer): "A maha has escaped!"

"Darn! Well, that sucks! We are one Maha short. We need two Maha for the Tauntauns! I know! Onua! Now!"

"No, way! I am not going to be a Tauntaun!"

"Listen, Shorty! I will sue you if you don't!"

Kaiahuwhenua, (a different farmer) walks on to the stage.

Tautiaki (the guard): "Hey! Where do you think your going!"

The different Kaiahuwhenua's Husi trample Tautiaki.

"Hey! Get off the stage! What are you doing here, and what is you name?!"

The Different Kaiahuwhenua: "What do you mean, get off the stage! And my name is Kaiahuwhenua."

"What? Kaiahuwhenua?!"

The real Kaiahuwhenua: "Yes, what do you want?"

"No!!! Not you, him!"

The real Kaiahuwhenua: "Oh, sorry!"

The Different Kaiahuwhenua: "This place is Star Store, isn't it?"

"No, the sign says, Star Wars: Auditioning now, not Star Store!"

The Different Kaiahuwhenua: "No, It says, Star Store: Open now! I heard that Star Store is a huge Trading center!"

"Ahh!!! Would you leave now, Kaiahuwhenua!!!!

The real Kaiahuwhenua: *Sniff* "Okay, I'll go, I know when I'm not wanted!" *Sob*

"Ahh!!! Not you, him!"

The Real Kaiahuwhenua: "Sorry, again. Thank goodness' you weren't talking to me!"

"Onua! Get up here now, and get rid of this guy!"

"Finally! Now to show, Nuju, what i'm made of! I'll act like I've never acted before!"

Onua crawles up on the stage.

"What are you doing! get up off the flore! Onua, listen to me! Are you deaf?! Some one, please get rid of Onua!"

"I will! (Kopaka turns on his Light Saber) Let's see what this baby can do!"

"No! Kopaka! Don't!"

"Aw, man! I wanted to test my new Light Saber! Grrr..."

Tautiaki: I will get rid of them!"

Tautiaki gets rid of Onua and the different Kaiahuwhenua.

Next story coming soon!

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Star Wars: Bionicle Style

Episode: 3, Day off! (Finally!)

"Today we will not do anything! Go home, now!"

Everyone: "Yay! Wahoo! Yippee!

"Whoever leaves last is a rotten madu!"

"Hey, no fair! You know I can't run fast!"

"I won! Hey, where did everyone go?"

"Man what is taking Onua so long? We waited for him back at the stage entrance!"

Onua comes walking up.

"Hey, why did you leave me! I waited for six hours!"

"Back at the stage!"

"I said let's go to Po-Koro!"

(takua): "Man, I sure am bored!" (Takua reads the news rock) News update! There are loads of new clubs! and al... (Takua closes throws the news rock)

"I am going to go on a walk!"

Takua starts walking down the road.

"Man, where did all of these adds come from?" (Takua reads sign) "Kopaka's Dumb Club, this is the most dumb club on, Mata Nui. Join Today!"

(reads different sign) "Pohatu's Duh, Duh, Duh Club. Do not join, Kopaka's Dumb Club, it just sounds so dumb, right? Well, duh!"

(reads another sign) "Lewa's Le-Koran Club. It's better than Pohatu's and Kopaka's club, trust me! And if you don't, I'll beat you up!"

(reads, yet, another sign) "Gali's Friendship Club. If you don't join, you won't be friendly."

(reads another sign! Argh!) "Club. This club is named, Club. It is made by Onua. Your membership includes, (1) MNC signed Bionicle comic, (1) Bionicle: Quest for the Toa, Mata Nui Boy advance game, (1) Mata Nui Boy Advance, (1) Bionicle kit, (1) Club."

"I will join, Club!"

"Thank you for joining! Here's your stuff! And don't forget your club! I made it my self!" (Onua hands Takua a rock club)

"Is this real gold!"

"Yes, it is! The walls are made of gold!"

"Hey, do you want to come over to my house and spend the night?"

"You are my first friend!"

Nuju is walking down the street, heading to onua's club.

"Oh, no! It's Nuju!"

"I have to inspect your club!"

"Some one has already! Hey, I thought you were on vacation in the, Kumu Islets!"

"That's none of your beeswax!" (Nuju inspects) "Hmm..." (Nuju fineshes) "Nope, not good. Tricking people with fake gold, and this place is messy! I say you get an F-!"

"This is real gold, and I just cleaned this place! You can't do this to me! You can't!"

"No, but I can do this!" (Nuju throws a bomb inside of Onua's club) "Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"Where is that noise coming from? Ahh a bomb! Kanohi Hau!"

*Three, Two, One! BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!*

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My club! Wahh! Ka...Ka...Kanohi...hi...Pakari! I will get revenge, Nuju! I will!"


	Mata-Nui \| home Po-Koro \| Le-Koro \| Ga-Koro \| Pics \| Bionicle Fan Fiction \| Bohrok \| Fan Fic 2: With The Enemy \| MOC: Bio Toa \| MOC: Ana-Ngata \| MOC: Pouri-Noho \| News Stall \| Ga-Koro Wallpaper \| Onu-Koro wallpaper \| Po-Koro wallpaper \| Le-Koro Wallpaper \| Ta-Koro Wallpaper \| Mata-Nuian alphabet Bionicle Fan Fiction Star Wars: Bionicle Style episode: 1 (5 years ago) "Ok, ready every one? It is now time to see who gets what character for The Fantastic Four: The Movie!" (2 Hours later) "Ok, now for Mole Man! Since there is no one else but Onua and Onepu, I'll pick Onua! HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get up here shorty!" "One day you'll pay for this, Nuju, one day!" (Today) Director Hafu: (talking to every one) "Alright, let's see what you can do! Character for Obi Wan." "I will be him!" Hafu: "Ok! Now for Qui Gon Jinn." "Me, I will!" "No, me!" "Me!" "Do you see this fire sword?" "Yeah, so what!" "If you don't back off and let me be the actor for this character, you won't have an arm!" "Blah,blah,blah. Oh, I'm so afraid." SLICE!!! ::cuts of Kopaka's arm:: "Ha! Now what do you have to say!" "Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! I want my MOMMY!!!!" Hafu: "Tahu is Qui Gon Jinn. Now for Darth Vader! How about you Makuta?" "Yes, I will be him!" Hafu: "Ok, now who are going to be the Ewoks?" Kongu, Onupu, Maku, and Matoro: "Us! We will!" Hafu: "Ok, now for the Destroyer Droids!" The Bohrok come crashing through the wall. All the Bohrok: "Us! We get the act, or else!" Hafu: Gulp! "O...o...ok! Now for Anakin!" Everyone: .......................... Hafu: "Anyone?" Huki comes bursting through the door. Huki: "Am I too late!" pant, pant, pant! Hafu: "We are doing Anakin now." Huki: "I'll take it!" Hafu: "Finally! Ok, now for Jar Jar Binks." Brown Tarakava: "ROAARR!" (It is mine or else! Got it buddy?) "He said, It's mine or else! Got it buddy?" Hafu: "Ok, You get it!" Brown Tarakava: "ROAARR!" (Thanks, SUCKER!!!) Gasp! "That wasn't very nice! He said, Thanks, SUCKER!!!" Hafu: "Now R2-D2, Whenua get up here!" "Aw man! I always get the little character!" "I know how it feels Whenua, I know. I remember when there was a movie called The Fantastic Four: The Movie, I had to play the character, Mole Man! I'll never forget what you did Nuju!" "Ha, ha, ha! Look at Mole Man! That was just the perfect character for you! I was so glad I gave you that character!" "Why you little!" "Look who's calling who little! Ha, ha, ha! AHHH!!! Put me down! AHHHH help me!" ::reading sign:: "Hmm... Warning! 2,000 Kilometer drop! Be carfull! Do not through trash off cliff! "Whoops! Guess I shouldn't have tossed my trash of the edge!" "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" WHACK!!!!!!!!!! "OUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Hafu: "Ooh, that must have hurt! Well anyway, Whenua is R2-D2, Now a storm trooper!" ::Hiding behind the croud:: "I will not be a storm trooper!" Hafu: "I see you Kopaka! Get up here now!" "Grrr...great now I'm with Makuta!" "You better do every thing I say or else! You see sleeping beauty over there? Well you'll end up like him if you don't!" White Tarakava: "ROAARR!" (I am going to be Wompa, or else! Got it buddy?) Hafu: "What did he say?" "He said, I am going to be Wompa, or else! Got it buddy?" Hafu: "Ok, we have every actor we need! here is a list of actors: Obi Wan (Lewa), Qui Gon jinn (Tahu), Darth Vader (Makuta), Ewoks (Kongu, Onepu, Maku, Matoro), Destroyer Droids (Bohrok), Anakin (Huki), Jar Jar Binks (Brown Tarakava), R2-D2 (Whenua), Storm Trooper (Kopaka), Wompa (White Tarakava). That's all. Check back soon for the movie! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star Wars: Bionicle Style Episode: 2 RING! RING! RING! "Hello?" Hafu: "Hi, it's me, Hafu." "Oh, hi! What do you want?" Hafu: Cough! "I am sick. Will you please be my substitute?" "YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!" Hafu: "OU Cough! UUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Not so loud! We still need four more actors." "For which character?" Hafu: "First we need two Tauntauns, then we need C-3PO, then we need Luke." "Ok, I got it!" Hafu: "Ok, bye!" (Hangs up the phone) Back at the Stage) "I am the substitute, because, Hafu, was sick and couldn't come." "Oh, no! Don't tell me it's true!" "Who wants to be Luke?" "Ooh, me! Pick me!" "Yes, you can be Luke. C-3PO, anyone?" Gold Tarakava: ROOAARR!!! (It's mine, or else! Got it buddy?) "He said, It's mine, or else! Got it buddy?) "Ok, you can be him!" Gold Tarakava: ROOAARR!!! (Thanks, SUCKER!!!!) "He said, Thanks, SUCKER!!!!, Is it me, or is this getting old!" "For the Tauntauns!" Kaiahuwhenua (the farmer): "A maha has escaped!" "Darn! Well, that sucks! We are one Maha short. We need two Maha for the Tauntauns! I know! Onua! Now!" "No, way! I am not going to be a Tauntaun!" "Listen, Shorty! I will sue you if you don't!" "I hate Nuju!" Kaiahuwhenua, (a different farmer) walks on to the stage. Tautiaki (the guard): "Hey! Where do you think your going!" The different Kaiahuwhenua's Husi trample Tautiaki. "Hey! Get off the stage! What are you doing here, and what is you name?!" The Different Kaiahuwhenua: "What do you mean, get off the stage! And my name is Kaiahuwhenua." "What? Kaiahuwhenua?!" The real Kaiahuwhenua: "Yes, what do you want?" "No!!! Not you, him!" The real Kaiahuwhenua: "Oh, sorry!" The Different Kaiahuwhenua: "This place is Star Store, isn't it?" "No, the sign says, Star Wars: Auditioning now, not Star Store!" The Different Kaiahuwhenua: "No, It says, Star Store: Open now! I heard that Star Store is a huge Trading center!" "Ahh!!! Would you leave now, Kaiahuwhenua!!!! The real Kaiahuwhenua: Sniff "Okay, I'll go, I know when I'm not wanted!" Sob "Ahh!!! Not you, him!" The Real Kaiahuwhenua: "Sorry, again. Thank goodness' you weren't talking to me!" "Onua! Get up here now, and get rid of this guy!" "Finally! Now to show, Nuju, what i'm made of! I'll act like I've never acted before!" Onua crawles up on the stage. "What are you doing! get up off the flore! Onua, listen to me! Are you deaf?! Some one, please get rid of Onua!" "I will! (Kopaka turns on his Light Saber) Let's see what this baby can do!" "No! Kopaka! Don't!" "Aw, man! I wanted to test my new Light Saber! Grrr..." Tautiaki: I will get rid of them!" Tautiaki gets rid of Onua and the different Kaiahuwhenua. The End Next story coming soon! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star Wars: Bionicle Style Episode: 3, Day off! (Finally!) (Back at stage) "Today we will not do anything! Go home, now!" Everyone: "Yay! Wahoo! Yippee! "Whoever leaves last is a rotten madu!" "Hey, no fair! You know I can't run fast!" (Outside) "I won! Hey, where did everyone go?" (Po-Koro) "Man what is taking Onua so long? We waited for him back at the stage entrance!" Onua comes walking up. "Hey, why did you leave me! I waited for six hours!" "Waited where?" "Back at the stage!" "I said let's go to Po-Koro!" "Oh." (Later that day) (takua): "Man, I sure am bored!" (Takua reads the news rock) News update! There are loads of new clubs! and al... (Takua closes throws the news rock) "I am going to go on a walk!" Takua starts walking down the road. "Man, where did all of these adds come from?" (Takua reads sign) "Kopaka's Dumb Club, this is the most dumb club on, Mata Nui. Join Today!" (reads different sign) "Pohatu's Duh, Duh, Duh Club. Do not join, Kopaka's Dumb Club, it just sounds so dumb, right? Well, duh!" (reads another sign) "Lewa's Le-Koran Club. It's better than Pohatu's and Kopaka's club, trust me! And if you don't, I'll beat you up!" (reads, yet, another sign) "Gali's Friendship Club. If you don't join, you won't be friendly." (reads another sign! Argh!) "Club. This club is named, Club. It is made by Onua. Your membership includes, (1) MNC signed Bionicle comic, (1) Bionicle: Quest for the Toa, Mata Nui Boy advance game, (1) Mata Nui Boy Advance, (1) Bionicle kit, (1) Club." "I will join, Club!" (Club) "Thank you for joining! Here's your stuff! And don't forget your club! I made it my self!" (Onua hands Takua a rock club) "Is this real gold!" "Yes, it is! The walls are made of gold!" "Wow! Cool!" "Hey, do you want to come over to my house and spend the night?" "Okay!" "You are my first friend!" (Next Day) Nuju is walking down the street, heading to onua's club. "Oh, no! It's Nuju!" "I have to inspect your club!" "Some one has already! Hey, I thought you were on vacation in the, Kumu Islets!" "That's none of your beeswax!" (Nuju inspects) "Hmm..." (Nuju fineshes) "Nope, not good. Tricking people with fake gold, and this place is messy! I say you get an F-!" "This is real gold, and I just cleaned this place! You can't do this to me! You can't!" "No, but I can do this!" (Nuju throws a bomb inside of Onua's club) "Ha! Ha! Ha!" Tick! Tick! Tick! "Where is that noise coming from? Ahh a bomb! Kanohi Hau!" Three, Two, One! BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My club! Wahh! Ka...Ka...Kanohi...hi...Pakari! I will get revenge, Nuju! I will!" The end!